Race to 10.000

[DutchMike]

Ultimate spam topic, increase your posts, Do it!

Hahahaha, let's start it off then! :D

[Mocha]

HAHAHAHA! This is my first post and it's going to be completely pointless.. :p

[ROADKILL]

Ah man you beat me to it!!!!! You turd!!!! I wanted to post the first post on the thread like this. Now lets see who can post the last post!!! Muahahaha!!!

[stonyarc]

So you all like it?

Don't forget to refresh the main forum page a few times. I'm adding stuff.

[Mocha]

I Love it!!!!

[Sniper Kitten]

Anyone like Apples?

[Mocha]

Only if they are green apples :p

[ROADKILL]

I gotta poop!!!! So I'll be away for a little while. I love my XLN friends, we can be open and say things like I gotta poop. It's almost like being married. Once your married farts fly and your manners dissapear.

[DutchMike]

hahahahaha, Todd has gone mental!!! :D

[Mocha]

He has been mental for a while now.. I guess that's what happens when you are married to someone like me.

[Sniper Kitten]

I gotta poop!!!! So I'll be away for a little while. I love my XLN friends, we can be open and say things like I gotta poop. It's almost like being married. Once your married farts fly and your manners dissapear.
Poopin is fun...

I just finished editing my bookmarks and added XLN

[DutchMike]

Whoa........self knowledge stace???? :D

[DutchMike]

Live gamertag is up! :D

[stonyarc]

Damm I'm good :D

[Mocha]

I have taken a step forward and have acknowleged that I tend to drive people mental lol.

YAY! We haver gamercards. Man, that was fast.

[stonyarc]

Well,

If you have written the howto which is used all over the world in tends to get a bit easier :)

[Sniper Kitten]

lol

I guess that could help a bit... LOL

[ROADKILL]

Well I suppose I should go get ready to go to Walmart!!! Yipee just what I wanted to do. Go to a super store after I get done working in one!!!! No rest for Road here. I'll die and they hold my friggin funeral in a dollar store! There is no escape even in death!!!

[Mocha]

Sorry you won't even make it to the dollar store. Yes and you should hurry up and finish getting ready the kids want flip flops and to go see Spider Man.. So chop chop, hurry up. :p

[DutchMike]

Todd just got Pwnd ;)

[Sniper Kitten]

At least Spiderman is involved... that makes the trip bare-able... LOL

[DutchMike]

What in godsname is this fluff in my belly button???????? :confused:

[Sniper Kitten]

What in godsname is this fluff in my belly button???????? :confused:
my guess a "Fuzzy Navel"? LOL

sorry... couldnt resist

[SeSsIoNz 07]

what the hell...

I clicked an advertisement that told me I won a lifetime supply of condoms.. and it brought me to this site....

wheres my condoms?!?

[DutchMike]

Up your.......... no, I'm not gonna say it! :p

[lUnAtIc]

Race to 10,000. The site is great but just opened. Turn down the pressure and call the thread Race to 9,985

[SeSsIoNz 07]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

I wonder how they got there....

Off to the beer store I go.. before they close for the long weekend!

[lUnAtIc]

A canuck off to the beer store? No way Eh.

BTW

Senators rule !!! Go Sens Go !!!

[lUnAtIc]

Post number 28. Yesssss.

[Sniper Kitten]

Sniper Kitten for President

http://konsolefreakz.game-host.org/360/Copy.jpg

[Mocha]

Mocha for ruler of the world.. :D

[ROADKILL]

What in godsname is this fluff in my belly button???????? :confused:

That would be wool Dutchmike! Sheep fur! :D

[Sniper Kitten]

How was Spiderman Roadkill?

[lUnAtIc]

Darn go back to work Wednesday. Blah.

[lUnAtIc]

post 39......

[lUnAtIc]

followed by post 40.

[lUnAtIc]

Post number 49..........

[lUnAtIc]

Post numero 50..........

[Sniper Kitten]

Post numero 10,000!

WERE DONE!!!!

[lUnAtIc]

My math is a little bad but I calculated that we are 8,569 posts away.

:p

[lUnAtIc]

62 posts in less than one day. Too bad I have to go back to work Wednesday. They should give us guards internet. Finally off to game for a while.

[lUnAtIc]

OK post # 65

[lUnAtIc]

Post number 74.....

[lUnAtIc]

Sheesh...wife is bugging me to go to bed...Like anything is going to come of it. Night all.

[DutchMike]

Goodnight Canada, Good Morning Holland :D

[Mocha]

Happy Sunday Morning!

[Mocha]

Well I guess it really isn't morning...

[Mocha]

It's almost afternoon here..

[DutchMike]

It's almost afternoon here..

And you've just been nominated for the 'XLN, mother of the year award' :D

*goes to the corner to kick the cat*

[lUnAtIc]

Going for a nice nap.

[Mocha]

Did you know that Your heart beats 101,000 times a day. During your lifetime it will beat about 3 billion times and pump about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood.

[lUnAtIc]

I have new neighbours upstairs that make noise almost constantly.

[tbone4690]

Dazing like a zombie at the computer.

[Mocha]

And you've just been nominated for the 'XLN, mother of the year award' :D

*goes to the corner to kick the cat*

HAHAHAHAHA! That poor kitty must have lots of brain damage by now.. :p

[lUnAtIc]

Did you know that Your heart beats 101,000 times a day. During your lifetime it will beat about 3 billion times and pump about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood.

My heartbeat has been measured at 119 beats per minute. That's twice a second. With all that work I think it may take early retirement.

[lUnAtIc]

I wrote a letter to the caretaker about all the noise.

[lUnAtIc]

my neighbours are making but

[DutchMike]

If you would have gone to bed when your wife asked you to yesterday, you would still be fit like me.........ahum....... :o

[lUnAtIc]

I'm giving them a chance to settle in.

[lUnAtIc]

They just moved in the beginning of May.

[DutchMike]

My heartbeat has been measured at 119 beats per minute. That's twice a second. With all that work I think it may take early retirement.

:eek: Dude, that's not exactly normal!

[lUnAtIc]

But they are constanly thumping around, rolling things, banging...

[lUnAtIc]

:eek: Dude, that's not exactly normal!

Both parents died of heart attacks young. 119 beats was when I was resting.

[DutchMike]

But they are constanly thumping around, rolling things, banging...

hahahahahahahaha, they must be young???? :D:D

[Mocha]

Did you know that The human head contains 22 bones..

[Mocha]

Did you know that On average, you breathe 23,000 times a day.

[DutchMike]

Both parents died of heart attacks young. 119 beats was when I was resting.

In rest, mine is about 80........:confused:

[Mocha]

I wonder if that includes just people that sit around or people that do some form of exercise? lol

[lUnAtIc]

hahahahahahahaha, they must be young???? :D:D

I had a cute female neighbour that I "heard" once. It was hot.


This is different. Like construction is going on up there. My wife and I thought they were having cupboards installed...but at 7:30 pm. What company works that late? I don't even think the practices of Karma Sutra are that loud.

[Mocha]

On average, you speak almost 5,000 words a day - although almost 80% of speaking is self-talk (talking to yourself).

[lUnAtIc]

On average, you speak almost 5,000 words a day - although almost 80% of speaking is self-talk (talking to yourself).

Sure change the topic just when it was getting steamy. :p

So people talk to themselves out loud more than to other people?

[Mocha]

I had a cute female neighbour that I "heard" once. It was hot.


This is different. Like construction is going on up there. My wife and I thought they were having cupboards installed...but at 7:30 pm. What company works that late? I don't even think the practices of Karma Sutra are that loud.

Well first of all was she married? If not maybe one of the workers decided to work OT? lol

[Mocha]

Ok here is an interesting one...

A person remains conscious for eight seconds after being decapitated.

Now isn't that an interesting fact, Wonder how they figured that one out..

[lUnAtIc]

Well first of all was she married? If not maybe one of the workers decided to work OT? lol


Now your talking lol. I have no idea who lives up there but the noise is really bad. I'm used to living in apartments. I have for most of the last 25 years but this is too much.

[Mocha]

I know how it goes with apartments. When me and Road first got married we had people below above and on the side. It's enough to drive ya batty. Well and the fact that the neighbor decided to come over and ask us to borrow our plunger after the cops left on a drug bust. lol. Now that is comforting..

[Mocha]

More interesting facts.. Our eyes are always the same size from birth.

[Mocha]

Every person has a unique tongue print.

[Mocha]

Unless food is mixed with saliva you cannot taste it.

[Mocha]

We actually do not see with our eyes - we see with our brains. The eyes basically are the cameras of the brain. One-quarter of the brain is used to control the eyes.

[Mocha]

Adult frogs are carnivorous and will eat just about anything smaller than themselves, including insects, worms and even other frogs. Some frogs are tiny but the largest of them all, the Goliath frog, is the size of a baby deer!

[Mocha]

The first advertisement for credit was placed in 1730 by Christopher Thornton, who offered furniture that could be paid off weekly.

[Sniper Kitten]

"The future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you had yesterday" - From the Book, "Rant"

[lUnAtIc]

I know how it goes with apartments. When me and Road first got married we had people below above and on the side. It's enough to drive ya batty. Well and the fact that the neighbor decided to come over and ask us to borrow our plunger after the cops left on a drug bust. lol. Now that is comforting..

Probably busted his plunger after he plugged the toilet by flushing his stash. :p

[Mocha]

That was my guess.

[Mocha]

The chance of being born on Leap Day is about 684 out of a million, or 1 in 1461. Less than 5 million people have their birthday on Leap Day.

My mom was born on leap day :P

[Sniper Kitten]

Time is never an issue till you run out of it.

[sleepy1nsomniac]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrH5j5kHC28

Water balloon getting popped at 80x slower than normal the speed.

I ****ed up the explanation-- just watch it, haha.

[zindar]

weeeeee spamming in XLN

[Sniper Kitten]

weeeeee spamming in XLN
I know... aint it great?

[Mocha]

Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).

[Mocha]

To make one kilo of honey bees have to visit 4 million flowers, traveling a distance equal to 4 times around the earth.

[zindar]

I know... aint it great?

ohh heck yes :D

[zindar]

so wazzzzzup XLN

[Sniper Kitten]

Just waiting for you to get into Gears. Were not going to be playing too much longer

[zindar]

ohh your playing right now??

[Sniper Kitten]

Of Course!!!!!!!!

[lUnAtIc]

Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).

I wish wife # 1 and wife # 2 practiced a little more Mazaru. :(

[SeSsIoNz 07]

I wish women would stop moaning and complaining...

but then agian.. gimmie gimmie never gets right?

*pun intended for female members* Mocha... :Happyface...notthere...:!

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAA

Sorry I left early on rainbow guyz.. a crazy pollack was invading my house and throwing shtuff....

[stonyarc]

Spammer time

[stonyarc]

the right stuff

[stonyarc]

still having fun here

[stonyarc]

should I stop?

[stonyarc]

I don't think so

[stonyarc]

quick reply

[lUnAtIc]

Well off for a nap now. One week more off of work. Sadly time goes quickly (unless at work or in line at the supermarket).

[ROADKILL]

Well we are attempting to see Spiderman 3 for the 3rd time today. Lets hope we actually get into the movie theater. I think the kids might move out if they are let down again! They say the 3rd time is a charm!:)

[Mocha]

YAY! Spidey is cool!

[Mocha]

How is everyone's Monday going?

[Mocha]

Good I hope.

[Mocha]

I need more coffee..

[Mocha]

I need to do some work too..

[Mocha]

I don't want to work today..

[ENNO]

I think the race to 10,000 would be over now if jack&autmnmoon were here..but ohh well ill just have to break out my old spamming technique!!

[Mocha]

Did you know that the 16th century Escorial palace of King Phillip II of Spain had 1,200 doors.

[Mocha]

A Duke is the highest rank you can achieve without being a king or a prince.

[Mocha]

There are more than 600 million telephone lines today, yet almost half the world's population has never made a phone call.

[Mocha]

The people killed most often during bank robberies are the robbers.

[Mocha]

Orville Wright numbered the eggs that his chickens produced so he could eat them in the order they were laid.

[Mocha]

Bet ya didn't know this one...

An exocannibal eats only enemies. An indocannibal eats only friends.

[Mocha]

Alexander Graham Bell never phoned his wife or mother because they were deaf.

[Mocha]

Burt Reynold's father was the chief of police in West Palm Beach, Florida.

[Mocha]

Thomas Jefferson wrote his own epitaph without mentioning that he was US President.

[ROADKILL]

So what your saying is that the best way to commit suicide is to become a bank robber. No matter which way you look at it you win. If you get shot and killed you win. If you don't you have a ton of money and can build yourself a gas chamber.

[Mocha]

In 1973, Swedish confectionery salesman Roland Ohisson was buried in a coffin made entirely of chocolate.
wonder if I could get one made out of coffee beans and chocolate? lol

[Mocha]

There are four types of marriages: monogamy, polygyny (polygymy), polyandry, and group marriage. Monogamy is one wife, one husband. Polygyny is one husband, several wives. Polyandry is one wife, several husbands. Group marriage is by far the rarest and has never been the prevailing form of marriage in any known society.

[Sniper Kitten]

Well we are attempting to see Spiderman 3 for the 3rd time today. Lets hope we actually get into the movie theater. I think the kids might move out if they are let down again! They say the 3rd time is a charm!:)
so did you see it?

[ENNO]

I think the race to 10,000 would be over now if jack&autmnmoon were here..but ohh well ill just have to break out my old spamming technique!!

[Mocha]

10 more and I'm done spamming

[Mocha]

make that 9

[Mocha]

8 posts to go

[Mocha]

7 more now

[Mocha]

Now I'm on # 6

[Mocha]

make that 5

[ROADKILL]

so did you see it?

Nope still waiting for Mocha to stop posting pointless posts about dead guys in chocolate coffins.

[Mocha]

FOUR to go

[Sniper Kitten]

so did you see it?
GOOD LORD! I THINK MOCHA KILLED MY FIREFOX!!! LOL

I was posting to Roadkills post above... and BAM! I got lucky to this point! LOL

[Mocha]

3... did you know that three is my lucky number :P

[Mocha]

GOOD LORD! I THINK MOCHA KILLED MY FIREFOX!!! LOL

I was posting to Roadkills post above... and BAM! I got lucky to this point! LOL

HAHAHAH! two to go. :p

[Sniper Kitten]

GOOD LORD! I THINK MOCHA KILLED MY FIREFOX!!! LOL

I was posting to Roadkills post above... and BAM! I got lucky to this point! LOL
yeah... Mocha killed firefox...

[ROADKILL]

Yep she has tendencies!

[DutchMike]

*psycho mode on*

[Mocha]

YAY!! I made it to my last one...

[Mocha]

I lied... I forgot ZERO

[DutchMike]

to much coffee is bad for the intelectual content of your posts! :p

[Mocha]

*psycho mode on*

YAY!! Psycho is always fun..

[DutchMike]

Pop tarts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Mocha]

to much coffee is bad for the intelectual content of your posts! :p

It makes them a tad more interesting don't ya think?? :p

[Sniper Kitten]

is this thread safe yet?

[DutchMike]

ahhhhhhh, my p4 1.7 gz can´t keep up!

[Sniper Kitten]

ok... good... loading nicely now... LOL

[Mocha]

Fun Fun Fun Fun

[Mocha]

ok... good... loading nicely now... LOL
I can change that for you... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[DutchMike]

:confused: what´s going on :confused:

[Mocha]

I need an evil smiley

[ROADKILL]

I found the perfect word for mocha to use during game play. No more F bomb. From now on in honor of the great Sponge Bob Square Pants. She will start using this phrase to convey her frustration of sucking badly! "Oh Tarter Sauce!!!

[Sniper Kitten]

ahhhhhhh, my p4 1.7 gz can´t keep up!
LOL.... mine is a POS... its a 1.0 AMD... it was good 4 years ago... lol... at least my other lappy is a 2.4

[Mocha]

Evil smileys RULE

[DutchMike]

my mouse is acting like it has polio! :eek:

[Sniper Kitten]

I can change that for you... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
yeah.... you made it slow again... heh

must be nice to not have to wait 30 seconds!!!

[Mocha]

I found the perfect word for mocha to use during game play. No more F bomb. From now on in honor of the great Sponge Bob Square Pants. She will start using this phrase to convey her frustration of sucking badly! "Oh Tarter Sauce!!!


UM.. ya, OK! That will be the day.. That's like saying one day I'll transform into a guy
:eek:

[Mocha]

It's FANTABULOUS!

[Mocha]

Isn't life just grand?

[Mocha]

I need more coffee...

[Mocha]

my mouse is acting like it has polio! :eek:

HURRY! QUICK! Take it to the doctor before it dies...

[ROADKILL]

Dear GOD I would have to rob a bank if you turned into a guy!

[Sniper Kitten]

UM.. ya, OK! That will be the day.. That's like saying one day I'll transform into a guy
:eek:
it could happen

[DutchMike]

I need more coffee...

No you don´t!!!! :eek:

[Mocha]

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

[Mocha]

it could happen

That is a scary thought...

[ROADKILL]

So this is what Mocha does while I'm slaving away at work every day.

[Mocha]

No you don´t!!!! :eek:

YES, YES I DO! I MUST HAVE COFFEE

[ROADKILL]

it could happen


I hope not!

[Mocha]

Dear GOD I would have to rob a bank if you turned into a guy!


Than you would be dead, make sure you hide it in a good place so I can dig it up and go shopping and turn back into a girl. :p

[ROADKILL]

YES, YES I DO! I MUST HAVE COFFEE

You need to make more coffee. I am grabbing the last cup! Muhahahahahahah!!!!!:eek:

[Mocha]

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

[Mocha]

You need to make more coffee. I am grabbing the last cup! Muhahahahahahah!!!!!:eek:

YOU BASTARD! You take the last cup of coffee it will be the last thing you ever do!

[ROADKILL]

Than you would be dead, make sure you hide it in a good place so I can dig it up and go shopping and turn back into a girl. :p


That was my point. Commiting suicide by robbing a bank. I couldn't live if I were married to a guy.

[Mocha]

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

[Mocha]

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEECOFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

[ROADKILL]

Ok I am gonna play a bit of GRAW 2 sharpshooter while the kids are at school.

[Mocha]

Umm... you can't. You have to go to the bank and the store

[SeSsIoNz 07]

THATS TATERSAUCE BS!

Im gonna say it cause .. it sounds funky.

[Mocha]

A new fad... From now on everyone must say that's tartar sauce.. That would be kinda cool to use in place of the *** for words that shouldn't be said on the forums. :P

[SeSsIoNz 07]

$&%^ that. ooops i thought it was sensored. hehe... *edit*

[Sniper Kitten]

shinanigans!!!!!!!!!!!

[ENNO]

ok i got the headfones in and im reay to spam!

[ENNO]

extra blue are really minty!

[ENNO]

has anyone tried fiji water??

[DutchMike]

:cool:Heineken Rulez!

[ENNO]

Oh man i just saw hostel today and there is no way im ever makin a trip over to amsterdam!!!

[DutchMike]

Oh man i just saw hostel today and there is no way im ever makin a trip over to amsterdam!!!

You must!! believe me, you must! ;)

[ENNO]

Ha and get lured in by those evil hookers and then get butchered??no thanks!

[DutchMike]

hahahaha, you've seen to much movies my man....... the Dutch are way to chill for that stuff.........;)

[ENNO]

I suppose..i preffered the start when everyone was stoned..but it didnt last :(

[DutchMike]

I suppose..i preffered the start when everyone was stoned..but it didnt last :(

The rest of the movie is basicly, my basement! :D

[tbone4690]

Had a pretty boring day. Thought I was going to have a good day in gym, but it was senior cut day so no football today. I love playing football in gym. I probably get the most into it. We played tennis instead, hit about 9 or 10 balls into the forest that was fun. I can't help it most of the time I just tap it and it flys into them. I have a pretty fast swing. Well I hope on wednesday we get to play football.

[tbone4690]

The rest of the movie is basicly, my basement! :D

Ah, the one we can hear screams from on Live. Dutch likes to make that money tricking the tourists into thinking they are doing something they aren't. He chains them then does his crazy antics to them. lol.

[Sniper Kitten]

Speaking of Hostel.... anyone seeing the second one?

[ENNO]

Speaking of Hostel.... anyone seeing the second one?

Theres a NO.2??when?

[Sniper Kitten]

Theres a NO.2??when?
in like a week or so... something like that

[ENNO]

in like a week or so... something like that

Ohhh..so that means 10 weeks till Europe:(

[lUnAtIc]

Tied with Mocha now in post count. Yeah this will just wind her up.

[Sniper Kitten]

Ohhh..so that means 10 weeks till Europe:(
awww

But yeah... comes out here soon at least. I wanna see it, dont know if ill be able to get Jess to see it... LOL We saw the first one in theaters, so I wanna see the second one.

[lUnAtIc]

One post past MM.

[Mocha]

Now I can't have you passing me in posts...lol

[Mocha]

So I better catch up :P

[Mocha]

WOOHOO! We are tied now..

[Mocha]

YAY I'm in the lead :P

[Sniper Kitten]

wow... i dont wanna know what both of your averages in post per day are.... lol

[lUnAtIc]

Add another post...Hehehe.

[lUnAtIc]

Now tied.......

[lUnAtIc]

1 up...Whoooose yer daddy !!!!!

[lUnAtIc]

One for good measure.

[Sniper Kitten]

24 in 2 hours.... im so stoked!!!!!

[lUnAtIc]

and another............

[tbone4690]

Trying to speed

[tbone4690]

up my computer

[tbone4690]

it sounds like a jet engine.

[tbone4690]

I just did a

[tbone4690]

bunch of tweaks

[tbone4690]

to speed up vista.

[tbone4690]

My computer is

[tbone4690]

a lot faster now.

[tbone4690]

I'm looking at

[tbone4690]

call of duty 4 pictures

[tbone4690]

the game looks

[tbone4690]

awesome. I can't

[tbone4690]

wait for it to

[tbone4690]

come out. I will

[tbone4690]

try to get it.

[lUnAtIc]

I'm drooling over it too. Watched the trailer again last night.

[lUnAtIc]

Het nummer 147.

[lUnAtIc]

Zahl 148......

[lUnAtIc]

número 149

[lUnAtIc]

nombre 150

[lUnAtIc]

число 151...

[lUnAtIc]

antall 152.....

[lUnAtIc]

数字 153.......

[lUnAtIc]

數字 154.....

[lUnAtIc]

番号 155......

[lUnAtIc]

Xln 在令人惊异。我在这里爱它。

[lUnAtIc]

XLN verbaast. Ik hou van het hier.

[lUnAtIc]

XLN forbauser. Jeg elsker det her.

[tbone4690]

"What are we talking about?!'

[lUnAtIc]

XLN asombra. Yo lo adoro aquí.

[lUnAtIc]

Hint:

adoro

[tbone4690]

ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[lUnAtIc]

I know my traditional Chinese is a little rusty.

[lUnAtIc]

tbone ist ein netter Bursche

[lUnAtIc]

which is intended to mean "tbone is a nice guy"