Old McDutch had a farm!

[Mindslayer]

Time to pick something out of the old stuffy box!

The old, most popular, Senior-gamer thread from the early XLN-ages!!

THE OLD McDUTCH HAD A FARM thread

Come on you old wankers.........spread the word. :eek:
Pick up your woody walking sticks. :o
Start the wheelchair engines :cool:
Pick up the dirty talk ;)

Be yourself......

Thread opend again, It's party time!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

[masterninja]

Dirty talk huh how about a pic of my unofficial careerchoice.......

F.B.I. female body inspector my room is my office doesn't pay well and its a dirty job but someone's got to do it......

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/5184/picture1ek2.th.jpg (http://img454.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1ek2.jpg)


Got a female or you are a female that needs a body inspection you can allways call the F.B.I. or better yet call me directly i also take PM's....;):p:cool:

[Mocha]

Just remeber to keep it PG-13 :p

[masterninja]

Just remeber to keep it PG-13 :p

And suddenly reality strikes again.....nah just kidding it will be remembered.:D

[DutchMike]

LOL, I actually thought about this thread at the beginning of the week!!!:D

Can't wait to get the last nightshift of the week over with, I feel like a zombie!

[Mindslayer]

Another Zombie is checking in. Damned, my first acievement of this weekend... Surviving a birthdayparty of one of my friends. New objective... Surviving the EK Final u21 The Netherlands vs. Servia... Bring in the Brews!!!!

[masterninja]

After last night im a zombie too came home really tired this morning i still am tired after some sleep.

[DutchMike]

*shouts from rooftop*

"DIRT is awesome" :cool:

[masterninja]

*shouts from rooftop*

"DIRT is awesome" :cool:

Really? the demo doesn't seem so great.

[ENNO]

*shouts from rooftop*

"DIRT is awesome" :cool:

*pushes him off rooftop*
"not better than forza...BITCH!!"

[masterninja]

*pushes him off rooftop*
"not better than forza...BITCH!!"

*Throws an anvil off the same rooftop right on DutchMike to finish the job*

Multicharacter fatality! :cool:

[SoccerHooligan]

Sets off C4 in building on which Masterninja and Enno are standing....

DiRT > Forza ez :P

[DutchMike]

Yep........and Stony agrees, so it must be true!! :D
This game is what Forza should have been........one word......AWESOME!!! :cool:

[DutchMike]

*lines everbody up against the wall*

[SoccerHooligan]

*lines everbody up against the wall*

Did someone say cavity search?

Well if noone wants to go first I guess I will take one..... or two... for the team :P

[masterninja]

Did someone say cavity search?

Well if noone wants to go first I guess I will take one..... or two... for the team :P

Better you then me.......;)

[DutchMike]

Did someone say cavity search?

Well if noone wants to go first I guess I will take one..... or two... for the team :P

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Mocha]

HAHAHAHAHA! I'll have to pick up dirt. I'm not much of a fan of forza.

[masterninja]

HAHAHAHAHA! I'll have to pick up dirt. I'm not much of a fan of forza.

Another Heretic!!!

*drowns mocha in coffee beans while drinking cherry flavoured tea with 2 sugars take that! * :p

[Mindslayer]

*pushes him off rooftop*
"not better than forza...BITCH!!"

You can't compare these two games. Dirt is way different and has more variety to offer than the repetitive tracks in Forzo. Havn't seen a buggy in forza or a hillclimb not even real dirt;)

I've ordered my copy at playasia.com. Half the price of the price in the Netherlands.:D

[Mocha]

Another Heretic!!!

*drowns mocha in coffee beans while drinking cherry flavoured tea with 2 sugars take that! * :p


NOOOOOO! Not death by coffee beans. :p

[Hadokenchild]

*pokes head around corner*
Oh yeah? Well, DIRT and Forza suck the back teets of Gran Tourismo! Hahahahah!
*runs away screaming*
Juuuuuust Kidiiiiiiiiiiiing!! Oh God, not "Death by Body Cavity Search"! Gently GENTLY!!! *cries*

[DutchMike]

Can't wait for Sega Rally :D

*puts on rubber gloves and walks over to SoccerHooligan*

[Mindslayer]

Can't wait for Sega Rally :D

*puts on rubber gloves and walks over to SoccerHooligan*

Have you already bought a steering wheel? I'm thinking of getting one.
*releasing an arschpuff while writing*

[SoccerHooligan]

I'd expect more from a fellow member of the A-Team.... :-/

[masterninja]

NOOOOOO! Not death by coffee beans. :p

Well i knew you would probably wanna go that way.....:D

[DutchMike]

*looking in mirror and comes to the conclusion I have more hair in my nose than on my head* :confused:

[Jess RN]

*looking in mirror and comes to the conclusion I have more hair in my nose than on my head* :confused:

wow, now that's attractive.LOL. :D It goes along with that whole being old thing. That's usually what happens. LOL.

[DutchMike]

wow, now that's attractive.LOL. :D It goes along with that whole being old thing. That's usually what happens. LOL.

*kicks the cat* :(

[masterninja]

People should see my new haircut its different and risky but i think it looks cool.

[Mindslayer]

People should see my new haircut its different and risky but i think it looks cool.

You've got the Tweety Mohican haircut??!!!

[Jess RN]

*kicks the cat* :(

I don't get it. LOL.

[Mindslayer]

I don't get it. LOL.

What......the cat??? Catch...........one out for the pink team!!! :confused:

[DutchMike]

*runs circles in his living room wearing nothing but his reflective thong* :p

[ENNO]

*runs circles in his living room wearing nothing but his reflective thong* :p

*ENNO walks in the room with rolled up wet towel*
finally found you boy!!

[masterninja]

You've got the Tweety Mohican haircut??!!!

No i said i want something different now its really short 5 mm's more taken off and i would be bald....but i got 3 stripes on the right side and none on the left everyone thinks it looks cool...:cool:

[ROADKILL]

When I don't have to go to work I have to come back and read this whole thread! Reflective thongs kinda got my attention! LOL!!!!!;)

[Mindslayer]

When I don't have to go to work I have to come back and read this whole thread! Reflective thongs kinda got my attention! LOL!!!!!;)

*Celebrating the rebirth of this Thread*

[masterninja]

And then it died again oww wait we have a pulse this one we might be able to save.

[DutchMike]

@ Roadkill

Reflective thongs

[Mindslayer]

@ Roadkill

Reflective thongs

You mean your shiny thongpiercing :confused:

[DutchMike]

I've just had my crack stappled together for 5 bucks! :p

[masterninja]

Well enjoy that uhm .....upgrade?

[Hadokenchild]

I've just had my crack stappled together for 5 bucks! :p

I'll never look at Playdough playsets the same again.

[DutchMike]

I'll never look at Playdough playsets the same again.

ROTFLOL........you actually got me grossed out!!! :D

[Hadokenchild]

Yeah well, I'll never get the image of stapled bum cheeks out of my head.

[Jess RN]

I'll never look at Playdough playsets the same again.

I don't get it? LOL

[DutchMike]

I don't get it? LOL

I was gonna explain it, but I started to gag :D

[masterninja]

Haha man do i have a headache.....gotta go out again tonight promised some girls and friends i would be there.

[Mocha]

I'll never look at Playdough playsets the same again.

Thank you ever so much for the wonderful mental picture... ;)

[Hadokenchild]

Now that I've nearly brought everyone to the point of painting their shoes with their sick, (and quite possibly mentaly scarring them for life) I would say my job is done here.
*walks away simling to himself*
*squish squish squish squish*
Uh....who's gonna clean this up?

[DutchMike]

*grabs a mop*

It's allways my job to clean up after the rest of ya! :p

[Hadokenchild]

*grabs a mop*

It's allways my job to clean up after the rest of ya! :p

At least one of you kows his place around here. XD

[Mindslayer]

*grabs a mop*

It's allways my job to clean up after the rest of ya! :p

"Or cleaning up the rest of YA!!! ":D:D

[DutchMike]

Surgeon general warns;
Bashing DutchMike can cause rectal leakage.


You have been warned! :D

[Hadokenchild]

You have been warned! :D

That explains the mop and bucket. Thought you may need to upgrade to a fire hose soon.....cus I don't think I can hold it anymore.

[DutchMike]

;)LOL, saw you online for a moment.........next time join the right team!! ;)

[Hadokenchild]

;)LOL, saw you online for a moment.........next time join the right team!! ;)

Yeah, it kind of threw me in there. Since it was my first time EVER playing the game I felt like a monkey on a treadmill.....confused, and stumbling around.

[Jess RN]

Yeah, it kind of threw me in there. Since it was my first time EVER playing the game I felt like a monkey on a treadmill.....confused, and stumbling around.

Yeah kind of like when you play Gears with us and I kick your butt. LOL.

[DutchMike]

I felt like a monkey on a treadmill.....confused, and stumbling around.

Sounds like me at work! :D

[Mindslayer]

Sounds like me at work! :D

Long live the NS!!!! :cool: ToehhhhtToehhhht!!!! :D

[masterninja]

Long live the NS!!!! :cool: ToehhhhtToehhhht!!!! :D

Dont you mean Honk Honk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Sounds more apropriate for the locomotive or maybe its been too long since i heard one i dont take the trains that much these days.........:p

[DutchMike]

The actual sound =

qZKRtABAy6Q

passing through Breda-Prinsenbeek :cool:

[masterninja]

Binnenland

wo 11 jul 2007, 05:30

Rotterdam opent jacht op sissende jongeren 'We moeten die etters in hun nekvel pakken'
Lokagentes tegen hangjeugd
door Natasja de Groot
ROTTERDAM - Rotterdam gaat lokagentes inzetten in de strijd tegen sissende hangjeugd die meisjes en vrouwen lastigvallen.



De twee grootste politieke partijen, Leefbaar Rotterdam en PvdA, die samen een ruime meerderheid vormen in de Rotterdamse gemeenteraad, willen dit naar aanleiding van de mishandeling van twee tienermeisjes afgelopen zaterdagnacht door een groepje Marokkanen op het Stadhuisplein in het centrum van Rotterdam.

Volgens getuigen zouden de jongens seksistische opmerkingen hebben gemaakt aan het adres van de twee. Toen een van de meisjes er wat van zei, kreeg ze een klap in het gezicht. Ook de andere liep klappen op.

Beledigend taalgebruik

Zowel PvdA als LR is het grove en beledigende taalgebruik van de hangjeugd spuugzat en staan een harde aanpak voor. Zij willen dat er vrouwelijke agenten in burger worden ingezet om jongeren direct te betrappen op hun opmerkingen en meteen te bekeuren voor belediging. "Op veel te veel plekken in Rotterdam zijn er mensen, vooral vrouwen en meisjes, die met grof en beledigend taalgebruik te maken krijgen, die zich erdoor geïntimideerd voelen en het gevoel hebben in de steek te worden gelaten door de politie en door het gemeentebestuur. Daarom moet het stadsbestuur een offensief beginnen om dit gedrag zo snel mogelijk in te dammen", zegt Peter van Heemst, fractievoorzitter van de PvdA.

Als het aan Leefbaar-raadslid Hennie van Schaik ligt, moet de politie worden ingezet op alle plekken in Rotterdam waar sprake is van overlast van hangjeugd.

Wangedrag

Van Schaik: "Laat vrouwelijke agenten in burgers over straat lopen en als die etters dan onoorbare opmerkingen maken, kunnen ze direct in hun nekvel worden gegrepen. Over en uit moet het zijn met dit wangedrag."

Eerder werden in Rotterdam schaars geklede agentes in burger ingezet als lokhoeren om hoerenlopers op de bon te slingeren.


Sorry for this being dutch hehe.

I actually was there last saturdaynight was outside the big ben i saw it happening i can tell you one thing though what it doesn't say is that those girls fought back hard.

[Mindslayer]

Zo..... nu maar eens ff in het Nederlands, dat was de vroegere gebruikelijke taal in dit topic namelijk! Wil verder niet nationalistisch zijn ofzo, maar dit lult een stuk lekkerder hahahahaha.

Hey Mike, hoes't nou met je Xbox (dat tape-monster) heb je er al wat over gehoord? Zal mij benieuwen, misschien bellen ze je dat ze de Eenden-tape niet los krijgen!

Wordt er komende week nog wat gespeeld online? GRAW2 of RB6 Vegas u roept en ik zal joinen als jullie nog wat kanonnenvoer kunnen gebruiken!

[DutchMike]

ROTFLOL!!!!

Tape & spaanplaat monster is al anderhalve week geleden verstuurd, volgens mij weten ze bij MS niet wat ze ermee aanmoeten!? :D Ik zal van de week maar even bellen :p

Ben de rest van de week rond 2300 thuis, dus zal zeker gamen worden!!! :cool:

[DutchMike]

FF luchten!!

Sta ik ^&^$&&*(*&#!@$ eens een keer vroeg op om het strand op te zoeken..... staat !@#$%^$&*( de hele snelweg vast!!!! Heb na een uurtje in de file maar besloten m'n kikkerbadje op te blazen en een Freddy te zuipen op het balkon!

:mad:

Dat wordt wel gamen vandaag! :D

[DutchMike]

Bassie?????????

Heb maar dit draadje uit de vergetelheid gehaald :D

[stonyarc]

Ga je nou sentimenteel worden Mike

[DutchMike]

Moest er opeens aan denken toen ik vannacht op de Maasvlakte stond....;)

En je weet het he, hoe ouder hoe emotioneler!! :D

[stonyarc]

Pik we missen je, we moeten dringend eens wat terug gamen/chillen/lachen/boeren (on topic)/...

[DutchMike]

:( Fokkin druk gehad de laatste tijd, 6 dagen per week werken en dan nog andere dingen ook.....pffffff :rolleyes:
Zal komende week wel weer regelmatig op Live te zien zijn, m'n dienstjes nemen in hoeveelheid en lengte dramatisch af! :D

[masterninja]

Heb jij geluk mijn rooster word alleen maar erger 4 dagen tot half 6...

Hoop ook snel weer actiever te zijn als ik weer op mijn eigen verbinding ben thuis.

[stonyarc]

Wel wel waar zou mikey zijn

[DutchMike]

Die zat ten tijde van je berichtje in het pitoreske Blerick te wachten op een groen lampje, is nog een vroegertje vandaag man!!

Volgende week vrijdag komen er een paar collega's een gaming avond houden alhier.... :cool:

[stonyarc]

Die zat ten tijde van je berichtje in het pitoreske Blerick te wachten op een groen lampje, is nog een vroegertje vandaag man!!

Volgende week vrijdag komen er een paar collega's een gaming avond houden alhier.... :cool:

Zolang het maar geen rood lichtje was ben ik al blij voor je mike:)