The "So I Can't Sleep And Have Nothing Better To Do Than Post On XLN" Thread

[Deevo2]

So, It's 4 am where I am, and I'm fighting a bit of insomnia. So, I'm gonna just post a few random things that come to my mind... Here it goes:
If Santa Clause can see everything AND has reindeer that can fly, does that make him better than Jesus? And since we're on the point of transportation, why did no one ever try and explain how the Easter Bunny got around so fast? I'm sure Peter Cottontail doesn't hop down the bunny trail all over the world, he'd probably get kinda pissed... and then you come to think, this isn't fair. Why does the fat guy in a suit get the flying sleigh? He's the one who needs the exercise. Why cant the Bunny with the Basket get a buggy pulled by seahorses or somthing? That makes as much sense as a flying sleigh.

There's more... but I dont wanna drive you guys too crazy, but you get the drift of what this thread is all about. Can't sleep? Talk about something, who cares what it is... Getting a load off your mind just might help you sleep better than chugging a whole bottle of Nyquil!

[lUnAtIc]

So, It's 4 am where I am, and I'm fighting a bit of insomnia. So, I'm gonna just post a few random things that come to my mind... Here it goes:
If Santa Clause can see everything AND has reindeer that can fly, does that make him better than Jesus? And since we're on the point of transportation, why did no one ever try and explain how the Easter Bunny got around so fast? I'm sure Peter Cottontail doesn't hop down the bunny trail all over the world, he'd probably get kinda pissed... and then you come to think, this isn't fair. Why does the fat guy in a suit get the flying sleigh? He's the one who needs the exercise. Why cant the Bunny with the Basket get a buggy pulled by seahorses or somthing? That makes as much sense as a flying sleigh.

There's more... but I dont wanna drive you guys too crazy, but you get the drift of what this thread is all about. Can't sleep? Talk about something, who cares what it is... Getting a load off your mind just might help you sleep better than chugging a whole bottle of Nyquil!

Not sure about better than Jesus. I just want to know how he fits down the chimney. And what happens when the fireplace is lit? People leave him cookies. Why? That's making him fatter.

The Easter Bunny sadly came across some 'srooms and nibbled a bit. He's been all hyped up since. He was originally pulled by Sea Monkeys but they have all since been captured and are being sold. I would love to go give a sperm donation one day and put Sea Monkeys in the jar instead. The call from the clinic would be interesting.

[Deevo2]

Ok, this thread is just turning into more of a "Whats going on in Deevo's Head Today" thread.... but here it goes, more randomness:

Re-fried beans... has anyone ever tried just Fried beans? I mean.... maybe they're just as good, or even better, and we're just wasteing valuable time that could be spent doing important things like, I dunno... studying to be a doctor. I mean, if Doogie Howser can do it at the age of 10, then why can't we all? Well... probably because we havn't realized that re-frying beans is pointless, thats why!

This has already been discussed with a few people on here, but I cant rob everyone else of this one. Ok, So Nintendo, Years ago, decided on a mascot... but has anyone ever wondered why a bunch of Japanease guys decided to go with an Italian plumber who lives in new york? Does that make and sense? I mean, there are way more heroic occupations... Like a Ninja, or a Lion tamer! And why Italian? And since we're on the topic of mascots... why the hell would Sega ever go with a Hedgehog? I mean, if they were looking for drab animals to make their Mascot, why not go with SPeedy the Sloth, or DIzzy the Dingo, or maybe even Flash the hampster... The possibilities are endless!

What ever happened to the Taco Bell dog? Did the meat quality at Taco bell finally drop low enough that they put the little guy in a Taco? Or do you think that he's really Paris Hilton's dog now, and he doesn't talk anymore because he cant get a word in because that spoiled B**** wont ever shut up long enough for the little guy to ask for a chalupa or a boritto? MAYBE he got caught trying to cross the border into the U.S.A., and was shot on sight... Wow, now I have a craving for crappy mexican food... damn you, Taco Bell

[lUnAtIc]

Why do people say "It's raining outside", when was the last time it rained inside?

A comedian (anyone know the name) said it they made powered water what would you mix it with? I have a feeling that unlocking that answer would unlock many more of lifes mysteries.

Like, socks, 6 in a package yet there are 7 days in a week. 7\11 or any 24 hour convenience store, why is there a lock on the front door? They never close. Psychics, hey if your really psychic then phone me (you should know my number) and say hey you were thinking of a psychic reading. Let's use your Mastercard, I see you are over your limit on Visa.

[Jess RN]

Deevo you scare me, but in a good way. LOL. :p

[Deevo2]

hahahaha Jess, you just braught on another random thought.... Scared in a good way? Thats like.... Being happy, but in a bad way... Or someone saying "Man, I just pissed my pants... but in a good way"... Kinda like when people say "Oh man, I have the exact same shirt, but different".

Are Sunchips actually cooked in the sun?
What comes after the Xbox 360? the XBox 720? Or are they gonna go for like, the YBox, and start over with a whole new letter?

[Jess RN]

Deevo you scare me, but in a good way. LOL. :p

I guess that was a double negative, so there my husband should be proud of me. LOL

[lUnAtIc]

Ever wonder why Tide has so many different varieties? Why not just combine it all in one bottle? Why do I have to choose between anti-cling and the variety that won't fade dark clothes? Or a cold water variety and Febreeze variety? Put all the damn stuff in one bottle. They do this with toothpaste. You never go to the store and have to choose between anti-cavity and anti-plaque. Maybe the toothpaste people should take over Tide.


Why is it when someone is about to sneeze and you say "Bless You" or "Gezuntheit" they usually don't sneeze. I have had people get angry at me for doing this.


Speaking of sneezing, and I have mentioned this before, why do we bless people for sneezing? They could be giving us a cold or TB or who knows. Yet when people fart we get angry. Ever get Ebola from someone's fart? No. Well I could probably give someone that with my farts but the rest of you probably can't.


You buy your cat a new toy and all they want to play with is a cheap ball of yarn. Dogs, you buy them a rubber chew toy and they choose to sniff their butt instead. Why do people lock their dogs in a hot car which can fry their brain but never in a cold car?

Why does my grey hair always separate from my other hairs? they are more curly and stick out. Like Rodney King says, Why can't they just all get along?


Finally why do Canadians spell "neighbour" instead of "neighbor"? likewise with colour and centre. English is messed up enough as it is. Why add to it?

[Sniper Kitten]

Anyone ever wonder why we wonder? Why cant we just go with the flow? Why do we question? Why do we need answers? Why cant everything be crystal clear as a yes or a no?

I always wanted to know how the wheel was invented. I mean really... who would had thought "Hey! Lets use 4 wheels and put them on a flat board, and watch it roll!!!"

[lUnAtIc]

Meats, there is USDA Prime, Choice, Select, Standard, and Commercial that are sold to consumers. Why isn't it all just Prime? Like I'm going to go to the supermarket and buy Commercial hamburger meat. Yeah I want more veins and a pube in my meat.

[Deevo2]

Thats true.... why do we wonder? I mean... I wonder all the time, I guess I do it for somthing to do... otherwise life would just be boring, we gotta wonder to keep everything interesting, right?

Here's one, and it'll take a little wrapping your head around the concept to understand... Ever wonder if the Green that I see is the same thing as the green YOU see? I mean.... We're all made different, right? That includes the composition of out brains, so is it possible that the Green that I see is the same thing as the Blue that YOU see? We'll never know, because I can never be YOU...

[lUnAtIc]

Actually my wife who is smart, says that there are shades that the human eye can not detect. She explained it to me but I got distracted. Too technical. This is apparently true. So what coloUr is our skin? The sky? water?


You know, many years ago we could each have our own mountain and sit on the top and do nothing but muse and ponder lifes mysteries. Maybe Alec Trebec would be there and make it a game show. The only problem is when you need dental floss or toilet paper, it's a long way down.


Hey cotton swabs for example. The last box I bought said 400 swabs. I never bothered to count. Same with toilet paper. Wouldn't it be cool to return cotton swabs to Walmart telling them the box said 400 swabs and that you only counted 397?

[Sniper Kitten]

The whole idea of being Color Blind just makes my head hurt. I mean seriously... to yourself you see normal, but like you said Deevo... how would you know? There are tests for it, but its like a foreign language pretty much. You say car, and in Japanese they something TOTALLY different.

Also... how did we get Numbers? Why is 1, 1... and not say... Babb. Like another word...?

[lUnAtIc]

Lack of honesty in society:


The doctor tells you "This may hurt a little" while pulling out a needle for your spinal tap. Just tell me "OK this is going to be so painful not only will you see you dead relatives but you may void youself".


People say "Have a good day". Do they really mean it? What's the opposite to that "Have a nice car crash where your lacrimal bone gets shattered and when you get home from the hospital I hope your wife is doing the gardener". Why even say "Have a good day".


Or people say "How's it going?" Do they care if my doctor just told me I have rectal cancer and I will have to poop in a ziplock bag for the rest of my life?


Or while on the phone you say "Well I guess I'll let you go now". Just say "Look I'm talking on my cell and your costing me money by listening to your boring life. Even if I was on a landline your conversation is so dull I stopped listening 5 minutes ago".


Don't even get me going on when people say "Can I tell you the truth?"


More honesty. I know, hope I have a nice day. :)

[Sniper Kitten]

Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's law, will something go wrong?

[lUnAtIc]

Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's law, will something go wrong?

I knew of the instant water one but all very very good points. Mouse flavored cat food. ROFL. ROFL.

[Sniper Kitten]

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

[micky knox]

Not sure about better than Jesus. I just want to know how he fits down the chimney. And what happens when the fireplace is lit? People leave him cookies. Why? That's making him fatter.

The Easter Bunny sadly came across some 'srooms and nibbled a bit. He's been all hyped up since. He was originally pulled by Sea Monkeys but they have all since been captured and are being sold. I would love to go give a sperm donation one day and put Sea Monkeys in the jar instead. The call from the clinic would be interesting.

Of course he's better then Jesus he comes equipped with presents. LOL

[lUnAtIc]

Of course he's better then Jesus he comes equipped with presents. LOL

Ahhh but with Jesus, Santa is possible. :p

I'm not really religeous at all but I presume that they would say that.

[Sniper Kitten]

When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible?

[lUnAtIc]

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Good one. :p

[lUnAtIc]

When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible?

The fat guy? :o

[Sniper Kitten]

Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?

[zindar]

probably not

What would you do if you see your mom chewing on cords and cables??

[Jess RN]

Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live??? LOL

[Sniper Kitten]

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?

[Deevo2]

If God loves me, and I love a big screen H.D.T.V. ... doesn't that mean that god in turn loves a Big screen H.D.T.V.

Ok, I cant take credit for that one... thank you Stephen Colbert

[Sniper Kitten]

If God loves me, and I love a big screen H.D.T.V. ... doesn't that mean that god in turn loves a Big screen H.D.T.V.

Ok, I cant take credit for that one... thank you Stephen Colbert
lol

funny funny funny

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

[SeSsIoNz 07]

LOL

im posting on my new laptop its the sex.


wooowooowooooooot.

[Deevo2]

This isn't really a thought, but an observation. Do you guys have any idea how ritch the guys who made google are? Lets just put it this way, I'm half tempted to tell those dirty sons of *****s to go google themselves, and give me some of it.... they cant use it all!

Sorry, kinda bitter after a 12 hour work day

[Sniper Kitten]

Got one for you all...

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

[Jess RN]

How does the next tissue always manage to pop up in the box?

[gebbie]

This isn't really a thought, but an observation. Do you guys have any idea how ritch the guys who made google are? Lets just put it this way, I'm half tempted to tell those dirty sons of *****s to go google themselves, and give me some of it.... they cant use it all!

Sorry, kinda bitter after a 12 hour work day

haha thats kinda funny, on topic if i woulda known about this site last night(this morningn) i would have posted a bunch.. couldnet sleep and bored does that i guess

[Sniper Kitten]

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

Why is it grass grows straight up on a hill, and now perpendicular to where its at on the hill?

[zindar]

hey can somebody post in the three word thread thing I can't find it

[Jess RN]

If cheese is made of milk, then why is it yellow?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't normally wear any pants?
Why do we steralize needles for lethal injections?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? LOL
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why is is that people say they slept like a baby, when babies wake up every 2 hours?
Why do people say you've been working like a dog, when all dog's do is sit around all day?

[zindar]

If cheese is made of milk, then why is it yellow?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't normally wear any pants?
Why do we steralize needles for lethal injections?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? LOL
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why is is that people say they slept like a baby, when babies wake up every 2 hours?
Why do people say you've been working like a dog, when all dog's do is sit around all day?

ummm What the?? :confused:

[Jess RN]

ummm What the?? :confused:

Yeah exactly, that's what this post is all about silly. LOL

[zindar]

ohhh ok my balls are lagging!!

[Deevo2]

Why do they have to be Kodak moments? what happens if I want to have a Polariod moment? Or maybe a Fugifilm moment?

[Sniper Kitten]

Then your SOL

[Jess RN]

Dont you just love it how we ask all these questions on here but they never get answered. LOL.

[DutchMike]

ohhh ok my balls are lagging!!

Again????? Go see the doctor first thing dude! :eek:

[Sniper Kitten]

Why is it when a female loses her voice and tries to talk, she will sound like a man, but when a man loses his voice and tries to talk he sounds like Barry White about to die and not a female?

[zindar]

Again????? Go see the doctor first thing dude! :eek:

I think I just gotta fix my internet connection through my router all the way to my BALLS it is lagging too much :D

[Jess RN]

What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?
Why is it when to planes hit each other it's called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn’t be more fun to
eat a big one?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why is it called ’after dark’, when it is really after light?

[Sniper Kitten]

Here is something for you to think about...

Have you ever seen a baby squirrel?
Well I have!!!

http://konsolefreakz.game-host.org/squirrel/DSC04538.JPG
http://konsolefreakz.game-host.org/squirrel/DSC04542.JPG
http://konsolefreakz.game-host.org/squirrel/DSC04544.JPG

[lUnAtIc]

My Sister-in-Law sent something to my wife. It is in Spanish. My wife transalated it to me. I find it profound.



A blind man is sitting on a curb in Paris. He has a sign that reads "I'm blind. Please help me with donations". A man walks up to him and puts some coins in the blind man hat which is placed beside him. The next day the same man returns to find the sightless man sitting on the curb as he was the day before. There are fews coins in the mans hat. The man deposits some change and picks up the sign and begins writing.


The next day the man returns to find the sightless mans hat filled with coins. The blind man recognizes the man's footsteps and asks him what he wrote on the sign. The man replies that he changed the words but not the meaning. The sign read "It is springtime in Paris and I can not see it".

[Deevo2]

They finally answered the question of "How much word could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood"... the answer is 17

[Jess RN]

Has anyone ever wondered if in Mexico, Dora the Explorer is all in Spanish? LOL. Or do they do like the opposite, with the words that are in Spanish in the US, are in English in Mexico. Like does Tico speak all English to the Spanish children, like he speaks all Spanish to the English children. LOL.

[gebbie]

Has anyone ever wondered if in Mexico, Dora the Explorer is all in Spanish? LOL. Or do they do like the opposite, with the words that are in Spanish in the US, are in English in Mexico. Like does Tico speak all English to the Spanish children, like he speaks all Spanish to the English children. LOL.

that's a good question.. like how many americans know what conundrum means? it's a almost like where's waldo? :D;)

haha

[Deevo2]

Ever wonder why liquor stores sell "Beer, Wine and Spirits"? I mean... sure I know thats what they call coolers and liquors and stuff, but why call it spirits? Did they used to think you became possesed when you drank them and that's why you acted funny (When you were really just hammered?)... but I digress, it just sounds like your going to a haunted house to get drunk.

[gebbie]

im sure they have some haunted inns or bars that you could go to.

[Deevo2]

Why do they call it a "Shindig"? I mean... your not digging anything, let alone digging it with your Shin... that doesn't even seem humanly possible!

[masterninja]

I cant sleep and uhm.....i miss the days of being a nighthawk every night.....

[tbone4690]

We are moving today, so I guess I'm nervous and can't sleep. So I'm on a few forums rating pics, myspace, facebook, etc..

[gebbie]

im bringin it back!

[gebbie]

hahahahahahahhahahaha :cool:

[gebbie]

hm as i need to be up by 630 i should at least TRY to go to sleep..

bueno suerte de todos las personas!

:D

[stonyarc]

Time to revive an oldie

[DutchMike]

AARRGGGHHHH.......what happened to Live???? :eek:

[masterninja]

Ninja is taking it back for the team!

ontopic just planning on playing some guitar hero 3 after talking to someone all night on msn...like old times!:D

[masterninja]

Thats right nighthawking is back!

[JMW BOYZ]

I've never seen this Thread before....

[masterninja]

I've never seen this Thread before....

Thats cause its old...:p

[masterninja]

I am nighthawking yet again...after playing some crisis core on psp...

[gebbie]

haha im ususally up till like 2 or 3 am but i dont post in here :p

[stonyarc]

posting like bunnies again are we